Join the Dark Exchange now. The Dark Exchange is now hiring from multiple areas including architecture, mining, security, agriculture, and administration. Go to exciting new places filled with dangerous animals and plants, help us exploit pristine worlds for profit, make friends with alien societies and then murder them for our bottom line.
No police checks needed. No experience needed. Lots of $$$.
Armed combat experience preferable.
Want to escape from the pesky problems of your boring world? Those with genetic and life threatening illnesses get to cut the line.
Join today and say goodbye to all your responsibilities.